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Showing posts with label conversation. Show all posts

Monday, January 3, 2011

Things your kids say to make you question your parenting skills ....

Exhibit A :
Amelie : Mom ... you're drying my nuts.
Me : (silence) WHAT?
Amelie : (hands on hips) You're DRYING my NUTS!
Me: (realization) I'm ... driving you nuts?
Amelie : YES!! clickety, clickety (pretending to type on a keyboard)
Me : Ohhh ... sorry. (types very cautiously/quietly)
Exhibit B :
Me : Amélie come and see!!
Amélie : What is it? What is it? (excited)
Me: LOOK! (Show her something cool)
Amélie : Holy Shit!